ASM and I practiced our serial killer faces tonight. She won. #crazyauntshell
There's your Christmas card this year, folks. Mama's lazy.
Dear women of the world losing their minds and proclaiming Dolly, Reba and Carrie Underwood are demeaning women, setting us back years because they joked about Dolly's Rack: 1. You suck massive donkey dick. 2. You're part of the problem. 3. Men talk about their junk, I thought you wanted equal rights? 4. When Dolly and I hug our racks cause seismic activity beneath the Smoky Mountains and it's hilarious.
Perfect sunset to a perfect #NOLA getaway with my pals.
We came, we conquered, I had the bread pudding I've been dreaming of for years.